Absurd Water
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Absurd Water /əbˈsɜːrd ˈwɔːtə/ is a brand of bottled water derived, bottled, and shipped from a mysterious mountain.
It is available in 330 ml, 500 ml, 700 ml, 1 litre (0.22 imp gal; 0.26 US gal), and 1.5 litre bottles.
In popular culture, Absurd Water is portrayed as a luxury and expensive bottled water. The brand frequently collaborates with high-fashion designers for a series of limited-edition collections.
Absurd Water